Money can buy a house

but not a home.

Money can buy a bed

but not sleep.

Money can buy a clock

but not time.

Money can buy a book

but not knowledge.

Money can buy food

but not an appetite.  

MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING

Money can buy position

but not respect.

Money can buy blood

but not life.

Money can buy medicine

but not health.

Money can buy sex

but not love.

Money can buy insurance

but not safety.  

You see, money is not everything.

I tell you all this because  
I am your Friend,

and as your Friend  
I want to take away your

pain and suffering...

so send me all your money and  
I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend than me  
you will never find.

CASH ONLY PLEASE!! 
Kind Regards Your true  Friend