This is hilarious! Be
sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing
with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love
they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin
smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during
that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
5. Sex is
an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the
bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling
of well-being.
6. The
more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives
off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex
perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is
the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN
VALIUM.
8.
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the
acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9.
Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10.
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This
message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a
room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world
nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex
Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this
message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then
you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will
eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This
is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send
money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this
message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten
copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must
tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not
superstitious.
Remember -- A good
friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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